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She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

I love that we’re still discovering stuff about these books years after they were published.

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Episode 15: To Belittle and to Be Little

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9:04 AM
LouisTheCat:
rick
LouisTheCat:
rick
RickDickens77:
Yup
LouisTheCat:
rick you gotta come home
RickDickens77:
Lou, this is like the fifth day in a row you've said that.
LouisTheCat:
was i ever wrong
RickDickens77:
Proceed.
LouisTheCat:
you gotta see what rufus is doing
RickDickens77:
I don't know any Rufus.
LouisTheCat:
sure you do
LouisTheCat:
orange and white cat
LouisTheCat:
lives with the molester
RickDickens77:
Molester?
LouisTheCat:
ugh do i have to explain everything
LouisTheCat:
the guy who has little kids going in and out of his house every day
RickDickens77:
I think you mean Dave
RickDickens77:
He's a piano teacher
LouisTheCat:
is that what they call it now
RickDickens77:
Those kids' parents go in there with them, you know.
LouisTheCat:
i know thats what makes it so horrifying
RickDickens77:
Ok well he's not a molester, but go on
RickDickens77:
What is Rufus doing
LouisTheCat:
hes been running in circles around his house for like two hours
LouisTheCat:
lol he tripped
RickDickens77:
So why is he doing this
LouisTheCat:
he does this after he poops
LouisTheCat:
just usually not for this long
RickDickens77:
Two hours? Really?
LouisTheCat:
yeah like since right after you left
RickDickens77:
That was half an hour ago
LouisTheCat:
so what is that like three hours
RickDickens77:
…it's half an hour.
LouisTheCat:
ok well you and your nerd friends figure out the math or semantics or whatever and let me know when youre ready to see something amazing
RickDickens77:
I will.
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10:14 AM
LouisTheCat:
rick
LouisTheCat:
do you think rufus is retarded
RickDickens77:
Don't be mean.
LouisTheCat:
what
RickDickens77:
That's not a nice word.
LouisTheCat:
what would be a nice word
RickDickens77:
Well
RickDickens77:
mentally
RickDickens77:
um
LouisTheCat:
go on
RickDickens77:
challenged? I guess?
RickDickens77:
I mean… for humans, we use words that are about, you know, clinical diagnosis
RickDickens77:
maybe for cats it's ok to just say that
LouisTheCat:
say what
RickDickens77:
What you said.
LouisTheCat:
what
RickDickens77:
that word.
LouisTheCat:
look at you
LouisTheCat:
you cant even say it
RickDickens77:
Well it's not a nice word!
LouisTheCat:
is it still not nice if its true
RickDickens77:
Well, sort of, I mean it's about context. And fact versus opinion.
RickDickens77:
You can't just go around calling people ugly or fat either.
LouisTheCat:
oh rick
LouisTheCat:
did someone call you ugly
LouisTheCat:
im sorry
RickDickens77:
No.
LouisTheCat:
huh
LouisTheCat:
how about fat
RickDickens77:
No.
LouisTheCat:
are you sure
RickDickens77:
Nobody called me fat.
LouisTheCat:
are you suuuuuure
RickDickens77:
Yes!
LouisTheCat:
huh
RickDickens77:
Why would someone call me fat?
LouisTheCat:
no reason
RickDickens77:
Are YOU calling me fat?
LouisTheCat:
im not here to judge
RickDickens77:
I've been really busy!
LouisTheCat:
i know that rick
RickDickens77:
I had that thing with my ankle and I couldn't exercise!
LouisTheCat:
we all know
RickDickens77:
it's hard to eat right when- wait a second, who's "we"
LouisTheCat:
nobody
RickDickens77:
Who are you talking about Lou
LouisTheCat:
well i mean
LouisTheCat:
you know
LouisTheCat:
the cats
LouisTheCat:
and the neighbor kids
LouisTheCat:
and the adults obviously because kids and their big mouths am i right
LouisTheCat:
grandma
LouisTheCat:
bodega ray
LouisTheCat:
and you know theres me of course
LouisTheCat:
but i wouldnt say youve gotten fat
RickDickens77:
Thank you
LouisTheCat:
tubby maybe
RickDickens77:
Oh. Nice.
LouisTheCat:
soft
LouisTheCat:
stout
LouisTheCat:
plump
RickDickens77:
Got it
LouisTheCat:
portly
LouisTheCat:
pudgy
RickDickens77:
hey
LouisTheCat:
beefy maybe
RickDickens77:
Louis
LouisTheCat:
rotund
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10:55 AM
LouisTheCat:
fat
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11:30 AM
LouisTheCat:
rick
LouisTheCat:
im starving
LouisTheCat:
my bowl has like zero food in it
RickDickens77:
It's not my fault you inhaled it all before 8AM.
LouisTheCat:
but i mean its like totally empty rick
LouisTheCat:
its never totally empty
RickDickens77:
Well, your doctor thinks I'm not the only one in our household who could stand to lose a few.
LouisTheCat:
my doctor
RickDickens77:
Yes.
LouisTheCat:
youre talking about murray
RickDickens77:
Dr. Plotkin.
LouisTheCat:
murray is an idiot rick
RickDickens77:
He happens to be a fine doctor.
RickDickens77:
And he says you're overweight
LouisTheCat:
he also says coinkydink
LouisTheCat:
and anyhoo
RickDickens77:
If we're not careful you could get feline diabetes
LouisTheCat:
youre just saying words rick
RickDickens77:
Lou, this is actually kind of serious. You're ok for now, but we need to keep your weight under control.
LouisTheCat:
rick this is you
LouisTheCat:
bap bap bap doctor bap bap diabetes bap bap bap fascism is good bap bap
LouisTheCat:
thats you rick
LouisTheCat:
i want a second opinion
RickDickens77:
You're dieting Lou. Just deal for a few weeks.
LouisTheCat:
i think youre punishing me because youre mad about being so fat
RickDickens77:
Don't be hurtful and say things you don't mean.
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12:01 PM
LouisTheCat:
rick
LouisTheCat:
rick
LouisTheCat:
rick
RickDickens77:
what.
LouisTheCat:
im sorry
RickDickens77:
forget about it.
LouisTheCat:
done
LouisTheCat:
can i have a snack
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RickDickens77 has gone offline